Girls

Always wear clean clothes; Wash everyday, even if its only to go out; make sure your clothes fit you properly; it doesn't have to be stylish as long as it fits properly; if your clothes are stylish, make sure you're wearing them, not the other way around;this is how you walk to make people pay attention to you without being obvious about it; this is how you stand to make people pay attention to you without being obvious about it; this is how you start a conversation with a girl; make sure you keep the conversation going while divulging as little information about yourself as possible, unless you want people to think you're an egotist; never let people think you're an egotist, especially if you are; here's how you get a girls number; here's how long you wait to call it; here's the sort of place you take a girl on a first date; be sure to pay for the ice cream; but what if there is no ice cream? no ice cream even at all? ; whatever you do be sure to pay for the ice cream; here's how you let a girl know you've had a nice time with her, without seeming too sincere in case she did not have a nice time with you; here's how long you wait to call for a second date; here's what you say if she blows you off; if she blows you off, don't act like you don't care, it makes it even more apparent how much you do; here's what you do when you take a girl out for a second date; but what if i think that that sort of movie is the worst sort of movie? ; here's how you get a girl to make out with you in the theater if you don't like the movie; here's how you say goodnight to a girl after a second date; how do I get her to go on a third date?; if you want a third date with a girl, than you must be in love; whatever you do, do NOT fall in love; but what if I DO fall in love?; you mean to tell me, after all that you're the sort of guy who falls in love with a girl after two dates?