Writing Drill #1

You're Doing It Wrong

You're doing it wrong; this is the most primitive life skill, but you still don't seem to be grasping it; look at me when I'm talking to you; put Mr. Bunny down and give this another shot; good, now rememer this is a simple procedure: right, left, right, left; well, those wobbly legs of yours might be a problem after all; you remind me of the fawn from that Disney movie; stop whining; everyone falls their first time; just a few steps further; there, was that so hard?

Financial Advice

Trust me old chap, this is going to be worth the investment; it isn't about the money you know, it's about asserting our knowledge and good will; stop concerning yourself with "the people"; they certainly won't be affected by this; after all, you are making the big decision here; you are the decision maker; this duty of yours has been bestowed upon you by a long line of good men; trust me old boy, months from now we'll be on a golf course in the Mediterranean and you'll be thanking me; fuel the jet, tell the yacht crew we'll be departing soon;

Goldman would be pleased with you; wouldn't Sachs have done the same thing?