We know you're a shy seventeen year old girl, but you need to be an outgoing twenty something adult. We know you don't have any interior design experience, but you need to help people design a whole room. Why whole room? Anyone can sell a table, a salesperson needs to sell the whole room. If someone wants a coffee table, sell them the side tables that match it, sell them the decorations that will go on the tables, sell the wall piece that matches, sell the candles that are sure to bring the whole room together. We know you're a shy seventeen year old girl, but you need to work twelve hour days. We know there are child labor laws, but it's Christmas season, we need you to not be a child. We need you to stand for those twelve hours, we're too busy to sit down, we need you to be busy. We need you to sell, sell, sell. We know you're a shy seventeen year old girl, but you need to not be a shy seventeen year old girl.

So, do you want the job?

...sure